It’s official: Bruce Jenner has gone from Olymic Gold Medalist to celebrity gossip joke.

The stepfather to Kim Kardashian and her sisters is no longer known as a world-famous Decathlon star. Instead, he’s just another face on reality TV. It’s sad, really.

Especially konsidering the news Kim announced today: Jenner’s new face will be the subject of an upcoming episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

A couple weeks ago, Kardashian teased an installment of the series by saying someone in her family will have plastic surgery. Then, earlier today, she blogged that it would be Brody’s father:

“Twenty five years ago, Bruce was ill-advised by a doctor to have a partial facelift and a nose job,” Kim writes. “Unfortunately, the result wasn’t what Bruce had hoped for and for years since then he has been the victim of cruel taunts from the media.

“Since he’s turning 60 in October and since it would garner high ratings for our show, Bruce felt it was time to correct the mistakes made by the previous doctor so he went to a new doctor for a second facelif. The results are amazing! Bruce looks better than ever and he is extremely happy with the result.”

Kim then went on to plug the unveiling of this new look on Sunday’s episode of her show. Naturally.

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There are some fans who may not like the thought of Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian being together forever. But the two look like they’re built to last.

Asked if her hunky NFL star beau might be the last man she ever dates, the former sex tape star said that marriage is “close” … albeit not too close.

“So many people rush into it and it’s all this pressure because they see we’ve been together for a while,” Kim who has been dating Reggie since 2007, told People.

“But, we’re heading that direction. When we’re ready, we’ll know.”

So that means it’s a strong possibility?

“Definitely,” the one-time sex tape partner of the great Ray J said at The Pink Agenda Toasts Mother’s Day event in L.A. “It’s in our future. We’ve been together two years but we are taking our time. Hopefully this one will last because of it.”

“We’re just dating and normal and happy and there’s no rush.”

Her mother, Kris, who along with Kim co-hosted a Martini & Rossi-sponsored event at the W Los Angeles WET Pool, had high praise for the New Orleans Saint.

“I think he has a lot of respect for Kim and he loves her so much, you can just see it,” Kris gushed. “He’s just a really nice guy. When you date somebody in our family it’s like you kind of date the whole family and he really fits in well.”

Except for his name, that is. You’d think with no initials starting in K, the football star would be automatically ostracized, but good to see they’re tolerant.

We look forward to the day the lovebirds tie the knot.

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While she may look outlandish to some, the photograph below is actually an example of Kim Kardashian looking more conservative than usual.

Every year, those in attendance at the Kentucky Derby break out the fanciest hats, gloves and outfits they can find. Is this an example of rich, white people betting millions of dollars on horses that are being ridden and whipped against their every whim and desire?

Yes, it’s one of the most underrated forms of animal cruelty on the planet.

Still, Kim looks pretty hot at the event, doesn’t she?!?

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Does anyone know the Russian word for “yowza?”

Months after she last graced the cover of Playboy magazines across the nation, Kim Kardashian is featured in the Russian edition of the men’s publication.

According to the reality TV and sex tape star, she didn’t pose again for this version of Playboy. The company simply recycled old pictures of her from previous shoots.

Looks like Al Gore is right about recycling, though: it works!

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