
Lindsay Lohan is about to die, on screen, at least.
The promiscuous actress has been cast as the lead female role in the upcoming remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street.
“We were lucky to receive a call from Jason Weinberg, Lindsay’s manager,” producer Andrew Form. ”He called to tell us that Lindsay was very interested in the film and wanted to be a part of it. We called Jason back after Wesley Strick finished the script . Lindsay looked over the draft thought this was the perfect thing for her.”
Considering the fate of most individuals that come into contact with the movie’s iconic villain, Freddie Krueger, it’s the perfect thing for anyone that’s been hoping Lohan’s head gets chopped off as well.

“I couldn’t imagine having a better actress for the part,” Form said.
Yeah, no one else can imagine Lindsay having her head chopped off. It will be a real thriller.















